Virus Alert! Virus Alert!

Beware of the those evil email viruses!

I am indebted to the original author of this newsgroup posting, whoever he or she is.

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>"Win a Holiday" will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
>scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will
>recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It
>will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking
>on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
>try to play. It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will
>mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its
>socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put
>a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car
>keys when you are late for work. "Win a Holiday" will make you fall in love
>with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will
>pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating
>your girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to
>your Discover card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if
>she is dead, such is the power of "Win a Holiday", it reaches out beyond
>the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. It moves your car randomly
>around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will
>leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is
>insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also
>a rather interesting shade of mauve. "Win a Holiday" will give you Dutch Elm
>disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of
>Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove
>while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.
>
>ooops, that one seems to be really dangerous...
>
>:o)) sascha

Please beware of this virus, if you see it, alert your neighbours, post adverts on shop bulletin boards, phone everyone you know, leave messages on their ansaphones......

Back to reality A chap called Rob Rosenberger is an expert in the history of email virus hysteria, & has prepared an excellent site. Click Here

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